If you see signs of the Apocalypse in the next few days, you can blame me. You see, the unthinkable has happened. I'm supposed to be the plump jolly guy. Okay fine, at times I can be a bitter mean ass, but still, work with me. I'm supposed to make fun of gym bunnies and what not. I'm supposed to Well, see then this one thing happened.

I was convinced to join a gym.

I just signed up for a gym membership at a very nice place, and I even have a workout buddy, but still, a plague of locusts may descend on us at anytime.

Hopefully, I'll be able to lose some inches and gain some better upper body strength. Hopefully, I'll make it through day one without a heart attack.

Time to go find workout clothes and other jazz.

Jake Bullet