fibs

Like all humans, sometimes I lie. Here is a list of fibs I've tried over the past week which have failed.

-It wasn't me. (Ussually defeated with either a "bullshirt" or a raised eyebrow)

-I could give up SM any time I wanted (I ussually can't even finish saying it without seriously cracking up)

-{fill in the blank} doesn't turn me on (I never manage to say it with a straight face)

-No (People always figured out I mean yes)

-Yes (same as above, but in reverse)

-I'd never do that! (Problem being that my motto is "I'll try damned near anything twice)

Grrrr, alright too bed me thinks.

Jake