Not cool enough

I'm just not cool enough. I try, really I do, but I am simply not cool enough for what I do on the weekends.

See, black boots, jeans and a black t-shirt just don't get me any cool points in the kink world. Admitidly I'll never be out of style in that outfit, but it has never won an award.

And so, I am making a list of clothing items that I am going to start obtaining for myself. That, plus learning new kinds of kink should help me become the coolest guy in Milwaukee's kink scene (yeah, cats out of the frickin bag, I live in Milwaukee, WI). So here's what I already have and what I need.

Already have:
-Jeans
-Lots of pervy black shirts
-Black boots
-Red Converse Hi-Tops
-A black mesh Topping thong (Damn it I am domly in a thong)
-Silly Hats

What I need:
-A black Utilikilt
-Bigger Black boots
-A new black dress shirt (its just a good thing to have that I am missing)
-3 new pairs of jeans
-Cool sunglasses....must look evil
-New glasses ('scription ones)
-Black leather belt with rows of little studs on it (http://www.rebelrebel.uk.com/images/FourRow.prod.jpg)
-Novelty Hats (thanks go to Sally jane for reminding me of a very special)
-A Jaunty Eye Patch (what can I say, I have a silly prop fetish)

Okay, I just have the best idea for a party I have this weekend. Black Monk Long Sleeved T (or a black button down over a pervy T, Black boots, black mesh Topping thong, and pants. But, as soon as I tie da boy down, off come the pants and (maybe) out comes a lawn gnome or a silly hat, but for sure out come a few canes and my sadistic side. Oh, and da boy will spend several minutes confessing his desire to be topped by someone in a black mesh thong before any hitting.

Tomorrow I'm going to get a cute black button down....maybe two of them, and maybe some jeans.

Until then....

Jake